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| Common sayings heard on OOGUF cruises |
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| Beer should be sold like Sausages - By the SKINFULL |
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| Why settle for a "six pack" when you can have a whole barrel |
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| Give him a tennis racket, he can't hit a thing. Give him a cricket bat - he can't hit a thing. Give him a snooker cue - he can't hit a thing. Put him on the back of a boat - he hits every F*****g thing in sight. |
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| A boat has a point on the front so you can drive it home like a nail. |
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| When you go to bed after a night in the pub the BEER MONKEY visits in the night, steals all your money and s**ts in your mouth, or so it seems in the morning |
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| If you don't drink your beer you will be reprimanded by the BEER BOBBY. |
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| New sayings from 2000 |
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| I'm as tired as a basket full of puppies. |
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| If animals aren't for eating why do they make them out of meat ? |
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| I wasn't taking "no reply" for an answer |
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| As wet as an Otters pocket. |
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| Its only "300 yards" to the pub |
